The kitchen tap magic

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I’m thirsty, I’m thirsty. I wanna have a drink Gonna head on over to the kitchen sink It’s got a great big tap with a magical spout Every time you turn it on a different juice’ll come out It could … Continue reading

Eating is good for you.

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Elephants lions tigers and bears Crocodile-gators Rabbits and hares Catch them in traps or snag them in snares Throw them all in the stew With taters and turnips and pumpkin and sage Eating is good for you!

I’m gonna eat you up

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I’m gonna gobble you up I’m gonna swallow you whole Gonna boil you up like soup or stew And pour you in a bowl I’m the meanest babysitter In this godforsaken town I eat little kids and puppy dogs With … Continue reading

Rhino swimming lessons

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Got my name inside my swimmers: ‘Property of Ben McGrath’ That’s to help me if I lose them at the Fitzroy Bath It’s got a splash pool and a shady spot – I’m there all summer long Keeping cool and … Continue reading

One cool cat

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Zip-zap-zwaddle-dee-whap! Zap-ah-do-weeee! Hot dawg! You ain’t no heeler! Come and shake it with me – Honey, we’ll be sitting pretty when the big man sings, Swap-ah-doodle-dee-wop a-dapper zwop ah-dappa-doo-wee! Squiddle-dee-dee-da-wop-ah scatting’s how the jazz man talks, He’s a hiddle-dee-hoppin’ hepcat … Continue reading

This stapler is going crazy!

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Crunch! Munch! Crunch! Munch! I’ll gobble you down. I’m the biggest baddest monster in this one-horse paper town. When I open up my metal mouth, the papers start to scream I’m a poorly-serviced stapler – I’m a nightmare, not a … Continue reading

The Cutlery Cooperative

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The knife and fork were partners in the field of dinner plates, they would harvest food three times a day or more one would hold and one would cut and one would hold and one would cut – the only … Continue reading

The Great Broccoliasaurus

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long long ago before the time of you and me roamed the last surviving dinosaur – a giant broccoli the great Broccoliasaurus – the last monster standing tall since the great dinosaur hunger up and wiped away them all. first … Continue reading

When Your Cake Is Drunk

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This cake is acting crazy! He keeps singing all the time, and it’s mostly out of tune and half the words don’t even rhyme. If he doesn’t stop that racket, he’ll be carried off to bed, like we had to … Continue reading

Mopey Moppet Millie

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All the way down south in Texas by the mighty Alamo lived a mopey moppet Millie – the girl who always said no! In the autumn spring and summertime in winter’s sleet and snow mopey moppet Millie always said No! … Continue reading

Beware the Swooping Magpie

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In the deepest darkest night, where no star would ever shine and the shadowlands are all that you can see swoops a magpie bomber pilot, brings his crosshairs to align and puts the target of his bullseye right on me … Continue reading